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Item 1: Welcome back Mr. Cornish! I know why you never lie and always tell the truth but…. You tell me your heart doctor is Dr. Gerry Actrick and his surgical team is called “the Pacemakers?” C’mon Rick that sounds like something I would manufacture in my...

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Item 7: (Cont. from March).I am at the surgical clinic being asked the usual pre-surgical questions by the nurse and her last question is,“John, are you being abused at home?” I give her a strange look and she continues,”I have to ask you that.” I replied with a...

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Welcome to 2015: A few thoughts I would like to share with you. 1: I will no longer “embellish” stories or tales from the past with accounts of incidents that do strain the limits of reality.I am a grown man approaching the age of 40 and after several stories in the...

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What a drag it is getting old….. “Kids are different today,” I hear every mother say Mother needs something today to calm her down Add though she’s not really ill, there’s a little yellow pill She goes running for the shelter of a mother’s little helper, And it...

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“Very often tangerine elephants float over rosemary hills in lazy legions amid redolent youth.” This is one of the lines I offered up to our current Nobel winner in Literature, unfortunately Bobby was either too busy to write back or he is just waiting for the...

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A sad goodbye to Sunshine. You will be missed. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Lou and the family.It has been a long six months since our house flooded due to a faulty part on a washing machine. Today the last piece of tile has been cut and placed, the tiled floor...