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Happy Belated 4th of July! Item 1: A guy walks into a bar. He orders 12 shots of Jack Daniels. The bartender sets them up all in a row. The man picks up the first shot glass and dumps it on the floor. He then picks up the 12th shot glass and dumps that one on the...

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It’s been ten short years since the widely acclaimed movie “O Brother Where Art Thou, hit the theaters and blew the bluegrass community away. Not only did the movie give a shot in the arm to bluegrass folks, it opened the eyes to the general public to the joy of...

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Item 1. If you are reading this today Friday August 3, Sheila and I will entering the sights and sounds of wonderful Alaska. We departed Wednesday August 1 from San Francisco on the Princess Cruise Lines and are excited at being on our very first cruise. We have spent...

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Item 1: “I never said most of the things I said.” Y. Berra Only in Turlock: Two men were recently arrested for engaging in a fist fight in a fast food parking lot. When questioned what they were fighting about the men explained that the fight was over what states...

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Item 1: “Living Trust.” That is an odd name for a legal document that refers not only to the living but more realistically deals with the onset of ones own demise. Sheila and I had been talking for the past couple of years about setting up a “living trust” for our two...

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Item 1: I think it is totally unfair and downright humiliating having to follow Rick’s column especially one like he wrote Thursday. My own private nightmares involve me reading Rick’s column knowing I will have to sit down at my computer to write my own monthly opus...