Normal people

Feb 12, 2010 | Welcome Column

When Lloyd Butler died and left me his beautiful martin guitar, he also left me the case that came with it. On that case were a number of stickers and slogans mostly concerning his association with bluegrass music. There were bumper stickers for the California bluegrass association, the Northern California Bluegrass Association, and one other sticker that sort of stood by itself. Right there by the handle, it says “normal people scare me”.

I love that sticker.

I guess maybe that’s part of what I like about bluegrass. This ain’t normal.

This is a gray flannel world we live in. Lots of people passing out business cards and playing golf on the weekend, straddling the party line, listening to musical pablum amd devoting their lives to the acquisition of ever increasing mounds of stuff. I don’t know, I guess that’s all fine and dandy. There must be something to it. Sure are a lot of people doing it.

As for me, it’s incomprehensible. I like characters. Bluegrass is full of them. Interesting people. A lot of them with their bubbles a little out of plumb. A little skewed to the right or left. A lot of fun in this community. People who know how to wind it up and then let her unwind. This community is like a patchwork quilt with a lot of color. Explanation points in a sea of question marks. There’s a lot of waves on this sea of tranquility.
Guys like J.D. Rhynes. With a hat bigger than Texas and a face that ought to be chiseled on Mount Rushmore. Every time I see him I think Webster ought to redefine the word icon, and illustrate it with J.D.’s picture. I ain’t trying to get personal but, how about that Abbot family? God didn’t make fifty copies of those guys. Every time I see them, I wish I was related. How about my dear friends the Zuniga’s? The crazy cat lady Nancy and her tower of power husband Henry. I wish they’d move next door to me… I’d sing all night.

I don’t know. What constitutes normal? I know I took a personality test once that said my personality type was shared by only three percent of humanity.

I’m not sure what normal is, but I’m pretty sure it ain’t that. Maybe that’s why I felt like I did when I found you people. This kind of music don’t get much radio play. It’s not listened to by a large percentage of the population.

When we’re out there picking for three days on a weekend there’s a whole lot of people sitting home watching wheel of fortune, or polishing their nine irons or what ever it is that normal folks do.

I think Popeye the sailor man said it best, when he said. “I yam what I yam.” and I guess the truth is, we are what we are.

Not everybody fits in a mold. Some of us hang over the edges; gray flannel suits make us itch. Jessica Simpson leaves us mystified. And we ain’t playing golf unless they put strings on the club.

And I sure am glad I found you guys and gals and this wonderful music.

Here’s to Popeye!

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