Good day, Bluegrasser.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to explore the new and simplified CBA website, and comprehend its dazzling features and expansive content. You will marvel at the panoramic photos, the streamlined user interface, and pretty much be generally amazed by the awesomeness of it all.
The team has negotiated the release of web jester/master Rick Cornish from many of the burdensome time constraints involved with the previous version of the website, which was far more susceptible to the daily onslaughts of virus threats, hacks, and cyber attacks. The massive re-build has come about due to the tireless dedication of web team operatives present and web team operatives past. We salute and thank them for their valiant efforts, perseverance, and bottomless computer-ish intel.
For security reasons, this website makeover cbaontheweb.org Version 2.0 has been released to all covert and overt bluegrass operatives as of twenty four hundred hours, 15 Aug 15.
As always, should you or any of your Bluegrass family be caught and/or forced to listen to lengthy banjo tunings, we will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This webpage will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Bluegrasser.
— The keyboard starts to smolder, sending up a plume of wispy smoke —
— Cue Mission Impossible theme music: bluegrass style, such as: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK4HE0bcIOE
